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Sept. 18, 2022

053 - Is Christian Nationalism Bad for the Church?

So it turns out that separation of Church and State only applies if you’re anything but an Evangelical Christian. Or at least that’s what a torrent of headlines seem to be saying. It almost seems like some cross-shaped conspi...

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Sept. 17, 2022

051 - New Reformers… Same old Sin

We begin this one with a look at Matt Chandler, who has "stepped down" after some behavior which any person could easily have known was bad. This leads to the greater phenomenon of pastors confessing their sins to their congr...

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Sept. 14, 2022

052 - Evangelicals Are Bothered, But Can’t Be Bothered

We turn our attention to a Relevant Magazine article which tells us about how white Evangelicals are super concerned about America being a “Christian nation.” Other racial demographics, not so much. This doesn’t seem sus, as ...

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Sept. 7, 2022

050 - Forgive Us Our Debts, But Only Sometimes

This episode begins with the less-than-Christian response some have had to the forgiveness of some student debt. Maybe this opinion would be more enticing if it weren't based on easily disprovable falsehoods and a deliberate ...

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Sept. 5, 2022

049 - Christian Politicians hate their Constituents

This episode, we prove that you were wrong to think that Evangelical hatred for LGBT was as bad as it could get. Find out why “true believers” leave their churches…if you wrap your mind around the janky word salad and …

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Sept. 1, 2022

048 - Big Banged By A Ham On The Head

This episode we begin our shenanigans by analyzing Ken Ham’s total incapacity to understand Big Bang cosmology…or what academic credentials are. We move on to Phil Cooke’s observation that too many churches prioritize loyalty...

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Aug. 27, 2022

047 Bible Banned by Texas Schools

We have no apparent attention span this episode; so many articles, so little time. A Texas school district gets so frustrated by people complaining about books that they ban all of them. Not ALL of them, but all the ones …

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Aug. 22, 2022

046 Hillsong Church Sued for Hiding Money

This episode takes a look at a few articles which frustrate us in several ways. The Gospel Coalition tells us all about how wives need to depend on their husbands. Of course they say nothing about the reverse, or even …

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Aug. 19, 2022

045 Matt Chandler Village Church Settles Child Abuse | Church Perform…

This episode we follow a theme of dishonesty. Of course, we don't these things on purpose; the headlines throw what they will at us. We discuss Village Church and their sexual abuse lawsuit and how settling just makes you loo...

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Aug. 11, 2022

044 Candace Cameron Bure Making People Mad and Pastors Shooting Famil…

We start off by admitting our own faulty analysis of a previous article. Turns out that an Evangelical claim of persecution wasn't another case of "crying wolf." So we apologize for putting our need to be entertaining too far...

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Aug. 6, 2022

043 Rick Warren and Southern Baptist Conference Fight it Out: Can Wom…

This episode, we start off by talking about the Southern Baptist Conference's decision to clarify their backward attitudes toward women. This was spurned by Rick Warren (a notorious theological liberal 😀) who had the unmitiga...

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Aug. 3, 2022

042 Ted Haggard Back on Drugs and Men?

We start this one off by shaking our head at Ted Haggard, who despite being violently anti LGBT still found the time to get male prostitutes and touch males in his ministry who weren’t up for that sort of thing. …

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July 30, 2022

041 Jordan Peterson Needs to Shut Up

We begin this episode talking about Jordan Peterson’s concern for how society is weaponizing guilt against boys. Not that anyone but him is actually complaining about it. We move on to a quick look at Nigerian Christians who ...

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July 28, 2022

040 United Methodist Church is Not So Much in Florida

This episode we talk a little more about the splitting of the United Methodist Church which is currently underway because of LGBT issues. This time, the UMC's body voted to prevent churches from splitting away at this time. T...

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July 25, 2022

039 Beyond Shipwrecked - Email From Listener Hurt by the Church

This episode we take a break from the headlines and discuss an email from a listener; with permission, of course. The email was heartbreaking as the listener told us about some of their terrible experiences in churches. Namel...

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July 23, 2022

038 Anyone Can Be a Church and Not Pay Taxes | Youth Pastor convicted…

With so many people wondering why churches don’t pay taxes, it is baffling beyond comprehension that organizations like the Family Research Council (not a church by any sensible definition) is able to skip out on their taxes ...

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July 16, 2022

037 You Don't Persecute Me, I Persecute You

We bring you some fun this episode, as long as your idea of fun is as bent as ours. We talk about D. James Kennedy ministries and how they sued the Southern Poverty Law Center for designating them a hate …

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July 15, 2022

036 Matt Chandler Not Waiving Pom Poms?

This episode we talk about Roe v Wade just a little bit more. More to the point, some Christians just need to keep making a big thing of it. And somehow the Mormons AREN’T the most conservative on this point? …

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July 10, 2022

035 Creflo Dollar Was Wrong About Money, Danish Evangelist Moonlights…

In this episode we discuss three articles we found in the feeds. First, we talk about the disingenuous ways some Christians talk about trans folks. Next, we take a few minutes to marvel at the Danish evangelist asylum seeker ...

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July 6, 2022

034 Boebert Ignores Separation of Church and State, James Dobson and …

This episode we continue our experiment with slamming through a bunch of stupid. This episode accidentally follows the theme of Christians trying to take over the world! We have people saying the Church should control the gov...

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July 4, 2022

033 JD Hall Gets Fired, Pastor Sues Victim, SCOTUS Fibs to Support Fo…

In this episode we race through a bunch of broken things. The theme of this episode is the failures of Christian leaders. An exiled pastor (again), a pastor accused of abuse who sues his accusers, even more abuse scandals, an...

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July 4, 2022

032 Jeremiah Lowe, Son of Pastor John B. Lowe II accused of Abuse

We unfortunately revisit a church where it seems not only was the pastor a sexual predator, but his son has followed in his footsteps. We rage about the fact that this was not as much of a surprise at it …

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June 29, 2022

031 Confess Jesus As Lord…and That Gays Are Bad

This episode we talk about the weirdness that is the Cristian Reformed Church's decision to codify their opposition to the LGBT community in their faith confession. This is absurd for many reasons, but such is the world we li...

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June 22, 2022

030 Franklin Graham Forcing Abused Women to Stay Married

Franklin Graham is once again proving that celebrity pastors are the worst. There's no dirty trick or shaming technique Graham won't try to save face. Website: https://churchislame.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/churc...

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